1) How old do you wish you were?
Don't really care.
2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Sleeping in mah bed.
3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Twack it a few times. If it doesn't relinquish my prize I go looking for someone who can help.
4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Yeah... Wanna make something of it!?
5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On my left big toe.
6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Well, I'm already fluent in English and Spanish so... Dunno. Japanese?
7) Do you know your neighbors?
Yes.
8) What do you consider a holiday?
A day off
9) Do you